So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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