Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
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I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
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