What should our trivia night team be named?
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I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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