This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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