so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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