Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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