in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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