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Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
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my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
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Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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