I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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