I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Sorry my hands just texted you
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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