i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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