That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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