I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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