She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
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Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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