I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Randomize