Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?