so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.