I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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