Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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