I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
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i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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