Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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