I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
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I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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