There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
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they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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