Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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