Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
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we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
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