Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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