fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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