I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Michael Bay diarrhea
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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