Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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