It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I lost the right to judge tonight
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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