Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
How naked do you want me to be?
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