Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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