'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
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some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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