Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
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I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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