Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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