What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
All I want is dick and wine.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
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there is puke in my bra ... again
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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