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A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds

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She started it, but I totally finished it.

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(404): A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds (404): She started it, but I totally finished it. http://tfl.nu/luqt

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i cant believe jose lima did steroids

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apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball

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(713): i cant believe jose lima did steroids (281): apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball http://tfl.nu/yhdf

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Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!

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(710): Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?! http://tfl.nu/2llb

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Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.

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Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.

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(310): Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her. (310): Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse. http://tfl.nu/0qfy

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Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college

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(314): Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college http://tfl.nu/eldf

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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.

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(360): I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes. http://tfl.nu/s6gu

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she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie

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(253): she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie http://tfl.nu/dtyw

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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.

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(512): when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table. http://tfl.nu/utxl

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Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.

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(630): Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren. http://tfl.nu/fimu

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Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?

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(717): Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking? http://tfl.nu/e79x

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dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out

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(408): dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out http://tfl.nu/y59w

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Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico

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(201): Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico http://tfl.nu/pgpo

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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.

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I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.

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(563): My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow. (1-563): I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning. http://tfl.nu/zocz

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I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.

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(720): I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer. http://tfl.nu/osbe

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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar

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(773): If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar http://tfl.nu/xi33

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