can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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