I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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