So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
no you cant smoke seaweed
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
When did we convert life to cartoon?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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