just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
23 Absolutely Despicable Things That People Have Actually Done
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best