Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
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I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think