i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts