Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
did you just send me my own nude
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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