i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
How does one acquire holy water?
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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