Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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