how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
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And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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