wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So many bounce houses so little time
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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