We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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