There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room