I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?