How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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