He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Randomize
