he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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